Title: 2PM Hello baby
Author: muffincrash
Rating: pg-13 for some swears here and there. Nothing else.
Pairing:None, OT7
Summary: You’re about to jump into season 3 of Hello baby, this time with 2pm !
Warning: 7-member 2PM and no mention of anything that happened. Pink hearts, rainbows, unicorns, skittles and confetti. I started writing this quite some time ago and Jay is totally the leader in this so I couldn’t cut him out because that would steal my funny. Which I hope is there in the first place T_T.
For ellie_eunnie because she’s a daebak unnie and I hope you like it <3.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4



Chapter Five: Some dads just suck a bit at being dads.
“Hey little man, are you a bit hungry ?” Junsu sits down on the floor in front of Jin while Wooyoung magically makes a bib appear out of nowhere and puts it on Jin.
“Aaah…” Junsu holds a spoonful of food in front of Jin’s mouth, trying to make the baby open up. Unfortunately said baby doesn’t feel like it.
“Oh, come on ! Eat ! It’s YUMMY !” Junsu makes exaggerated faces, but Jin’s expression stays blank.
“Hey bro’, be a man and open up” Taec tries, but has no success.
Nichkhun gives making all sorts of faces a try, but he has no success either. Chansung comes in from the balcony and steals the spoon from Junsu.
“Is this nice ? EW !” He almost spits it out, throws the spoon back in the bowl.
“CHANSU~UNG !” Junsu scolds, but the magnae is busy making faces.
“That’s nasty !”
“There’s no salt in it, because baby’s aren’t allowed to eat salt. Other than that this is edible and very healthy.” Junsu glares at Chansung and Wooyoung chuckles.
“We were trying to make him eat this, but he won’t.” Taecyeon stretches himself out on the couch.
“Why not ? Look dwarf, hyung here says it’s edible and all so better take it all in.” Chansung points a finger at Jin, who watches him with interest.
“I suggest you try.” Junsu hands over the bowl.
“Aah! ...you don’t do that ?” Chansung asks when Jin keeps his mouth shut. “Well then look ! This is a stinky old plane with engine problems and it goes Vrooommmbrbrbrbrlrlrrr !” Jin laughs and Chansung shoves the food into his mouth. “It crashed…” he pouts and Jin laughs again.
“I feel retarded.” Junsu scratches his nose.
“You feed him, yes ?” Nichkhun stand up, pats Chansung’s shoulder and walks out of the room.

Meanwhile, Jay and Junho.
“Juuuunhooo” Jay sings softly, shuffling into the room with the bowl of soup in his hands and the bottle of medicine dangerously hanging out of the pocket of his sweatpants.
“Hey, hey Junho…” He pokes Junho’s cheeks.
“Hmm” Junho slowly turns around, waking up.
“I brought food and medicine for you !” Jay smiles brightly and Junho blinks a few times.
Jay collects all the pillows in the room and uses them to make Junho sit up so he can eat properly.
“Is it any good ?” Jay asks while Junho is eating and Jay is reading whatever the medicine bottle says.
“It’s really nice, hyung. Did you make this ?”
“With Wooyoung.”
“Tell him it’s nice.”
“I will. Are you feeling better after sleeping ?”
“Hm…I’m really dizzy.”
“Then take this medicine and go sleep some more.” Jay smiles and Junho smiles back.
Once Junho has taken the medicine Jay cleans up the pillows and by time he leaves the room Junho is already fast asleep.

Junho wakes up in the middle of the night, feeling better, very awake and hungry. He finds a note right next to his head.
Annyeong =)
Everybody is sleeping so if you need me call me ^_^
♥
Your upper neighbor
As he puts the note down next to his pillow he sees his own mobile phone placed right there and chuckles.
“Chansuuung…” He tries. No response. “Chansuu~uung !” Still no response, he decides the latter won’t wake up and grabs his phone to call him. Chansung jolts in his bed and in a second his head appears from the top bunk, upside down, concerned look on his face.
“What’s wrong ?”
“I’m hungry.”
Chansung snorts like he always does, like he has to think what his own opinion is for a moment. “Me too.”
“Surprising.” Junho chuckles.
“What do you want to eat ?” Chansung asks while he climbs down.
“I don’t know.”
“There’s rice left, want fried rice ?”
“Can I eat that ?”
“I’ll fry it without oil, come on.”
Junho raises an eyebrow but Chansung pulls him out of bed, pulling his blanket along for warmth and making him put on his slippers before leaving the room. He makes Junho sit on a kitchen chair, with his feet on another, wrapped in the blanket tightly. He roams through the fridge searching for whatever he thinks belongs in fried rice and fries it all without oil so Junho won’t feel sick because of that. And of course the dishes are left for the hyungs to do the next morning.
15 Minutes later he puts a bowl of fried rice that smells very nice in front of Junho.
“Eat all of it, okay ?”
“Is there enough left for you ?” Junho asks before eating.
“Of course ! Just eat.”
They eat, have a drink and a talk before they go back to bed silently.

The next morning Jay and Junsu find grocery peels, dirty pans, bowls, spoons, glasses and Junho’s slippers in the kitchen.
“They had a midnight party and we didn’t notice !” Jay complains. Junsu grins and walks to the magnae’s room to check what they are doing. Both of them are on Junho’s bed, Chansung arms tightly wrapped around Junho and pressed against the wall to give his sick friend all the space he can get.
“It sounds weird coming from me but: Isn’t that the cutest thing ever !” Jay smiles.
“It’s so cute I’m at a loss of words.” Junsu smiles too before both of them leave the room to let the magnae’s sleep some more.

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